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I made a  New Year's resolution to lose weight and live healthier this year, and if Chrissy has anything to say about it, I'm doing this shit all wrong. Instead of going the old and boring route of making one or two resolutions that she probably won't be able to keep all year long, Chrissy of the blog Quirky Chrissy , is making a month by month checklist. Considering her goal for January is to "Do Fucking Nothing", I think she'll have better luck than I with keeping her resolutions.   Chrissy of Quirky Chrissy doesn't make Resolutions. She makes plans. Big fucking plans. In honor of Chrissy's quirky take on New Year's resolutions and life in general, I'm dedicated this Lazy Time Reblog Sunday to her. Follow her here at her blog , her Facebook page , on Twitter , Instagram , Pinterest , Google + , and email her at chrissy@quirkychrissy.com     New Year’s Resolutions…You’re Doing Them Wrong January 2, 2015 by Quirky Chrissy ...

Sorry for the late update. Again. I was busy putting together my new blog, 365 . Suffice it to say, I did not accomplish items #1 or #2 from last year's New Year's resolution list . 365 is my last ditch attempt to force myself into being a healthier me. At the very least, I hope to amuse you with my fitness mishaps. Enjoy! God knows, I won't.     365: Regarding New Year's Resolutions Over the next few months, this blog will reveal pictures of food and half naked pics of the author. It will contain witty and probably cynical observations about the diet and fitness industry. Hopefully, by January 1, 2016, it will reveal a thinner and much healthier version of the author.   No, this blog is not written by an exhibitionist hipster. It's written by someone who's been struggling with her weight since childhood. I made a few silly New Year's resolutions last year, five in all. Among the resolutions listed were promises to eat better and to exerc...

Every year since I turned thirty, I have made the same New Year's resolution: No making of New Year's resolutions. As resolutions go, it's a pretty easy one to keep. Or not, since its paradoxical nature ensures at least a tiny rip in the delicate fabric of the space-time continuum. What can I say? I love creating small paradoxes. When I was younger, my resolutions were more mundane. Stop eating so much junk food. Exercise more. Stop pining over celebrities I have little to no chance of meeting in real life and even less chance of ensnaring with my womanly wiles. Mel Gibson while I was undergoing puberty.    Mel after puberty...Resolution achieved!   The funny thing is, I never kept these resolutions until I stopped bothering to try. I gave up junk food one cookie and pastry at time. It wasn't a resolution made on New Year's Eve, but a decision made months later after taking a hard look in the...