Join me at 9:30PM for this month's #Doomtown Theater Presentation of #BestLittleWhorehouse In Texas. #Yeehaw! pic.twitter.com/xw8HtKdtRx— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 22, 2015
Less than 30 minutes before we get to heaven. If heaven has big hair & a madam that looks like Dolly Parton. #Doomtown #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Just letting yall know, I'll be doing this DTP tipsy. Because my 'puter is an asshole & I need a drink. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Opening shot: Hostered gun and old timey nudie pics. #MustbeTexas #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Gomer Pyle acts as narrator. Because why not. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
The part of brothel Madam Miss Mona is played by Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) and Dolly Parton’s boobs. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Big hair as far as the eye can see. I’d blame it on the era, but…#Texas #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
So much spandex. The horror. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Miss Mona gets flirty w/Gomer. Gets as far as you would think. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Burt Reynolds plays Sheriff Ed, a very hairy man afraid of Speedos. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Mona & the Sheriff have a typical couples argument regarding jocky shorts. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Hey! Chester Tate from Soap is in this! Look it up whippersnappers. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Dom DeLuise plays Melvin P Thorp, TV Moral Marvin & Sgt. Pepper reject. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Mel talks about nuts with Ed while stuffing his underwear. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Sheriff Ed warns Mona of Sgt Pepper’s nefarious plans. #BestLittleWhorehouse pic.twitter.com/Nui7cyi7tk— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Again Mel claims Texas has a whorehouse in it. #StillNotConvinced #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Mel accuses the Sheriff of taking bribes.SheriffEd accuses Mel of stuffing his shorts. 1 of these accusations is true. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Mona & Ed are down by the lake drinking beer & getting biblical. I don’t mean that in the naughty sense. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Mel makes a fool of Ed on TV. Miss Mona is finally impressed. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Ed begs Ms. M to shut down for 2 months. Ms. M agrees. I sense wacky hijinx ensuing real soon. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Insert football player bravado dance number here. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
The boys are getting drunk & the girls are stipping off their dresses. Yep. #PromNightInTexas #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Ed discovers Mona is still open. Mel is heading out there. Hijinks are definitely about to ensue. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Ed calls Mona a whore…which, if we’re being honest…#BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Ed: I can tell when someone’s peeing on my boots & telling me it’s a rainstorm. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Insert Governor song & dance number here. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Governor re the Middle East: It behooves the Jews&the Arabs to settle their differences in a Christian manner.#Texas! #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Reporter #1: What the hell is he saying?— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Reporter #2: The same as usual. Not a damn thing. #BestLittleWhorehouse
I’m not sure if it’s the hormones talking but this Hard Candy Christmas number is making me misty. Fuck you hormones! #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Gomer’s report: 7 years later the ranch is shut down. No word on the state of Melvin's hair piece or fake crotch. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Gomer became sheriff and improved his wood whittling. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Ed asks Mona to marry him & his chest hair. Mona turns them both down. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Insert “I Will Always Love You” number. Inspiring future generations to mangle the hell out of it. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Except Whitney Houston. That woman could have sung a cthulhic chant and made it sound good. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Ed’s chest hair will not be denied. The two get married & live happily ever after. Yeehaw. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Insert Feel Good Montage here. Roll Credits. The End. #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
Thank you for joining us for this month’s #Doomtown Theater Presentation. Y’all come back now, ya hear? #BestLittleWhorehouse— Karen Williams (@karmagrl31276) September 23, 2015
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