Saturday, March 19, 2011

I Really Want To See This

I've seen the trailer for Sucker Punch, a movie that seems to be part Alice In Wonderland (not that CGI monstrosity), part Lemony Snicket, and part 9. Looks interesting, at any rate. Insane asylums, kick ass hallucinations, and the ever present threat of lobotomy. What more can a girl ask for? Zombies, of course, but I'm still waiting for Max Brook's World War Z to come out. How much longer do I have to wait, Max? How much longer???

11/22/12: Yeah, Sucker Punch sucked balls. I realize this is a little late in the game, but nobody reads this thing anyway. And World War Z still isn't out yet! How is that fair?!?!

The Sucker Punch soundtrack. Just about the only good thing to come out of this movie.

A Life Less Complicated

I've removed two of my blogs: Tree of Life(tm) and Karma Slaves

My reasons are varied:

1)I haven't updated either in forever
2)I'm too lazy to start back up
3)No one was reading them anyway
4)I'm too lazy to go back and read what I was writing so I can pick up from where I left off
5)I've revised (in the case of Karma Slaves) so often, it doesn't remotely resemble the original posting
5)I'm too lazy to post the rewrites
6)I'm rewriting (in the case of Tree of Life) the original into another genre
7)Did I mention I was too damn lazy?

I left The Blessing Curse up because it had the most comments, leading me to believe someone cared about that piece of drivel once upon a time. I don't have the heart to read over it just yet. I'll need to take a powerful antacid and a handful of ibuprofen before I can look at it without cringing.

I just love helpful advice...

This is the last question I asked on Yahoo Answers:


This was the only answer I received:


I chose it as Best Answer because...like I said, it was the only answer. Of course, I couldn't help but add my own snarky little comment:

Asker's Rating: 2 stars. Asker's Comment: ...Okay. See, that's what I was trying to figure out. How to drape the client to prevent exposure during the stretches. Your advice is akin to a veteran gator wrestler telling a newbie the best way not to get bit is to "hold on tight". Kind of vague, but thanks anyway.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Thai Chair Massage 1


I want to take Thai massage for my next CEU.

Another Blog. Stop Hating.

Yes, I know. I've done it again. Why keep a blog if you don't use it? Because I have a short attention span...and a life. Stop laughing!

And because I haven't punished myself enough, here's the link for my new short fiction blog, Brain Candy Fun Time. Enjoy.