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I Really Want To See This

I've seen the trailer for Sucker Punch , a movie that seems to be part Alice In Wonderland (not that CGI monstrosity ), part Lemony Snicket , and part 9 . Looks interesting, at any rate. Insane asylums, kick ass hallucinations, and the ever present threat of lobotomy. What more can a girl ask for? Zombies, of course, but I'm still waiting for Max Brook's World War Z to come out. How much longer do I have to wait, Max? How much longer??? 11/22/12: Yeah, Sucker Punch sucked balls. I realize this is a little late in the game, but nobody reads this thing anyway. And World War Z still isn't out yet! How is that fair?!?! The Sucker Punch soundtrack. Just about the only good thing to come out of this movie. 

A Life Less Complicated

I've removed two of my blogs: Tree of Life(tm) and Karma Slaves My reasons are varied: 1)I haven't updated either in forever 2)I'm too lazy to start back up 3)No one was reading them anyway 4)I'm too lazy to go back and read what I was writing so I can pick up from where I left off 5)I've revised (in the case of Karma Slaves ) so often, it doesn't remotely resemble the original posting 5)I'm too lazy to post the rewrites 6)I'm rewriting (in the case of Tree of Life ) the original into another genre 7)Did I mention I was too damn lazy? I left The Blessing Curse up because it had the most comments, leading me to believe someone cared about that piece of drivel once upon a time. I don't have the heart to read over it just yet. I'll need to take a powerful antacid and a handful of ibuprofen before I can look at it without cringing.

I just love helpful advice...

This is the last question I asked on Yahoo Answers : This was the only answer I received: I chose it as Best Answer because...like I said, it was the only answer. Of course, I couldn't help but add my own snarky little comment: Asker's Rating: 2 stars. Asker's Comment: ...Okay. See, that's what I was trying to figure out. How to drape the client to prevent exposure during the stretches. Your advice is akin to a veteran gator wrestler telling a newbie the best way not to get bit is to "hold on tight". Kind of vague, but thanks anyway.