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Beavers and Didgeridoos: The Final Countdown!

As some of you may know, I don't have a lot of shame when it comes to getting something I want. Usually, that thing is money and the money I'm trying to get is for me, but not this time. This time that thing is a didgeridoo player named Keith Flippen. Keith Flippen, Didgeridoo Player from the 3rd Dimension is a comedic parody of Sci-Fi Serials created by Zombie and the Brain Broadcasting, a New Orleans based film-making troupe. The pilot episode was submitted for the NOLA 48 Hour Film Project and won them awards for Best Film, Best Acting, and Best Writing. The creators are currently looking for donations for a kickstarter project to make the submission into a continuing web serial, and with only $1,419 more dollars to go, they are oh so close to their goal of $9,000. But here's the catch: They have to have the full $9,000 by April 18th or they get nothing, and they only have 33 hours left to go!

I have been doing my best to get the word out and have even gone so far as to threaten to show MY BOOBIES again:



But perhaps this is not enough. I've decided to kick it up a notch. Fund Keith Flippen and I'll allow my dignity to fly right out the window. Fund Keith Flippen and I'll show you...my beaver.

Don't think I'll do it? Think I'm chicken? You have no idea the lengths to which I will go to make sure Tiny (one of the characters in the show) gets his big break as a space opera singer or to make sure my man Keith makes it to his next didgeridoo gig or that poor Penelope finally gets that date with that special someone-hopefully someone not in the middle of fighting off a Nazi zombie hoard.

I won't even hold back the goods until the project is funded. I'll take it on good faith that you will all do the right thing and fund this amazing project. So without further ado:











You're welcome.
 

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