Woke up this morning to find my internet connection was temporarily out. Pretending I knew what I was doing, I clicked on the internet access bars at the bottom right corner of my screen to see what the problem was. I found something interesting.
"I think she's onto us, Special Agent Obvious."
Either someone has come up with a very imaginative internet handle, or the US government needs to retrain it's agents in the fine art of subterfuge.