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Lazy Time Reblog Sunday: How To'sday by tadelesmith

The beauty industry has been going crazy lately-in other words, business as usual-with something they're calling "thigh gap" mania. A thigh gap is when you're so thin, you could clinch your legs tighter than a virginal nun trapped in a whore house and still see the fat ass standing behind you. And if you don't have a thigh gap, that's what you are. A fat ass. At least, that's how the world in general makes it seem. Because Gods forbid a woman should look like a normal human being with actual mass.

I've seen women with thigh gaps, and I have to tell you, I don't see the attraction. I guess it comes in handy if you need a cup holder or something. Whatever. If you are one of the "lucky" few to be thigh gap prone (i.e. skinny to the point of skeletal), more power to you, but I prefer a little more meat on my bones. For those of you out there who are not thigh gap prone (i.e. big and beautifully flabby like me), that want to jump on the crazy Katemossian, yoga pants wearing band wagon but can't afford surgery or an eating disorder, there's still hope for you. A YouTuber by the name of tadelsmith has a fool proof method for faking one in five easy to follow steps. Be sure to check out her other How to'sday videos if you want to learn how to go on a datehow to prepare for your first day of school, or even learn how to be the life of the party! I've been meaning to check her how to vid on procrastination, but I've been busy. I'll get to it. Eventually.


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